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The Verdict (Literally) 0

The Verdict (Literally)

“Do you have anything to say before I pass sentence?” Today, I am charged with contempt of court. A year ago, I loved my country, and I respected its courts. A favorite slogan of mine was “One Nation Above God”, and I would flaunt this as evidence of my patriotism being stronger than that of any Christian or other believer in phantom deities, as I put my country above all else. At the end of February, the police came at...

Inebriaupdated 1

Inebriaupdated

Hay, guyz. That’s kind of an “old-school” Intarwebs thing. My wife sent me to a mental asylum.  You know that, right?  Yeah, I said that already. Well, the latest trip courtesy of my dearest beloved only one was to the Erie County Holding Centre.  ( Yes, it’s spelled like a Canadian would. )  I readily admitted my propensity toward self-harm and was rushed into a man-size oven-glove, snapped the Velcro around my shoulders after a brief but poignant threat in...