My evening begins with Tinder.<\/p>\n
Ron right? r you free to hook<\/p>\n
up for coffee sometime? u<\/p>\n
seem like my kinda guy. 2<\/p>\n
many weirdos on here tho so<\/p>\n
im gonna delete. \u00a0Anyway u<\/p>\n
should text me at 123 456 7890<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Spokeo is my friend.<\/p>\n
Pittsburgh burner, registered to a<\/p>\n
male. \u00a0Multiple priors. \u00a0At least<\/p>\n
you’re a fellow Pennsyltuckian.<\/p>\n
<\/p>\n
Yeah, too many weirdos.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Tried to get taxes done tonight. \u00a0Found out the 401k (early-withdrawal due to previous employer\u00a0closing its doors and the split with the divorce) still haunts me. \u00a0Probably didn’t withhold enough for federal, let alone state. \u00a0 Appointment was at 7PM. \u00a0Waited til 7:10, then told the cute receptionist I still needed my\u00a08332’s from my ex-wife, and wasn’t sure I’d brought a credit card with any digital money on it, and I’d reschedule.<\/p>\n
Forgive the missing entries of late. \u00a0 I haven’t returned to\u00a0the comfortable numb\u00a0of potent potables.<\/p>\n
I won’t.<\/p>\n
Started a new playthrough of Dragon Age: Inquisition<\/em> last night. \u00a0Female Qunari Mage, Nightmare Difficulty, w\/Friendly-Fire. \u00a0Don’t expect it will hold my interest long, but I did destroy the Pride Demon in the first major rift-closing battle with nary a casualty.<\/p>\n
I’ve been drinking SodaStream tonic mix, slightly past\u00a0its freshness date. \u00a0 Kinda like liquor– if I drink it while spinning madly in place like an autistic child raised by Oompa Loompas. \u00a0Maybe it’ll ferment.<\/p>\n
I’ll be getting a screening for the full array of social maladies tomorrow morning. \u00a0Making sure they include HSV this time. \u00a0Both of them. \u00a0All of them. \u00a0Every goddamned HSV in existence. \u00a0I’d rather have HIV.<\/p>\n
I don’t suspect any dirty creatures have taken up residence in my dark shadows, but it’s nice to pick up\u00a0those papers without being asked to come into the doctor’s office for a private\u00a0one-on-one. \u00a0If he doesn’t want to talk to you, it means you’re not afflicted. \u00a0 Ignore\u00a0the\u00a0inscrutable\u00a0measures and ratios, write “Great job!” in red ink on the cover sheet, slap on\u00a0a\u00a0few gold-star stickers, and frame it for mounting in the boudoir.<\/p>\n
My drug-doctor has some\u00a0degree in “Sexology” hanging in his office. \u00a0Maybe I could be a “Sexographer”.<\/p>\n
Might spend\u00a0a half-hour tonight applying for a loan from LendingClub. \u00a0Their denial responses are so polite. \u00a0It’s like a friend telling you to go fuck yourself for your own good.<\/p>\n
I’m tired. \u00a0Of everything.<\/p>\n
I see the girls this weekend.<\/p>\n
That’s all that matters.<\/p>\n
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