{"id":424,"date":"2013-10-08T14:42:28","date_gmt":"2013-10-08T18:42:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fazigu.org\/blog\/?p=424"},"modified":"2014-01-01T16:05:08","modified_gmt":"2014-01-01T21:05:08","slug":"water-damage-filtered-through-poe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fazigu.org\/blog\/2013\/10\/08\/water-damage-filtered-through-poe\/","title":{"rendered":"Water Damage Filtered Through Poe"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"padding: 0 175 0 15;\"><em>My kitchen ceiling flooded yesterday. \u00a0Not sure how this poesy parody came to mind, but here it is.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'book antiqua', palatino;\">Once upon a morning drizzly, while I hack-ed, gruff and grizzly,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: 'book antiqua', palatino;\">O&#8217;er many quaint and curious statements of programmatic lore\u2014<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'book antiqua', palatino;\">While I type-ed, buffers filling, suddenly there came a spilling,<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: 'book antiqua', palatino;\">As of something gently dripping, dripping on my kitchen floor\u2014<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'book antiqua', palatino;\">&#8220;&#8216;Tis rain fallen,&#8221; I muttered, &#8220;dripping on my kitchen floor\u2014<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: 'book antiqua', palatino;\">\u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 Only this and nothing more.&#8221;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'book antiqua', palatino;\">Ah, distinctly I remember that chill and bleak nascent October;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: 'book antiqua', palatino;\">As each accursed drop of water merged legion &#8216;pon the kitchen floor.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'book antiqua', palatino;\">Raging thus the pool to shallow; \u2014vainly I sought towels to swallow;<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: 'book antiqua', palatino;\">and from linen rack surcease of deluge\u2014deluge from the upstairs Floor\u2014<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: 'book antiqua', palatino;\">From the queerly lun&#8217;tic dweller on the upstairs Floor\u2014<\/span><br \/>\n<span style=\"font-family: 'book antiqua', palatino;\">Nameless here for evermore.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My kitchen ceiling flooded yesterday. \u00a0Not sure how this poesy parody came to mind, but here it is. Once upon a morning drizzly, while I hack-ed, gruff and grizzly, O&#8217;er many quaint and curious statements of programmatic lore\u2014 While I type-ed, buffers filling, suddenly there came a spilling, As of something gently dripping, dripping on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[32,14],"tags":[54,52,53],"class_list":["post-424","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fiction","category-me","tag-domestication","tag-poesy","tag-whimsy-2"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fazigu.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fazigu.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fazigu.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fazigu.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fazigu.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=424"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/fazigu.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":439,"href":"https:\/\/fazigu.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/424\/revisions\/439"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fazigu.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=424"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fazigu.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=424"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fazigu.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=424"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}