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  • Lest I Forget

    I refilled my Provigil and Clonazepam (AKA Klonopin) scripts today over lunch.  After a trip to Subway, pulling into the office lot, shutting off the car, I shook two Provigil tablets into my hand and went inside, then slugged them down with a shot of Pepsi Max.

    I felt better that afternoon than I have in a long while.  My boss (the bestest one on Earth) had been looking for me in the interim, and when I asked, he had a new project for me.  It’s the usual maddeningly vague request, but I’m happy to get something concrete to work on.  Yeah, that’s it, I was actually happy to have that thrown on my lap.

    I love working.  I need to work.  So much of the time, I can’t decide what to do, so I sit there.  Sometimes I sit on the couch at home and stare off into the middle distance.  I’ve mentioned that before, like Puddy on Seinfeld.  Well, it drives my wife crazy and I can’t blame her.

    Anyway, it’s because I can’t decide what to do.  The girls’ rooms need cleaned, the laundry needs done, there are chores I should be doing around the house.  What to do?  Which to do?  I’m crippled with indecision.

    The work problem is similar but opposite.  Often, there is nothing specific to do.  I chase bugs and squash ’em right and fine.  Sometimes I’ll latch onto a technology (“NoSQL” lately) and whittle together something vaguely practical.  But there’s no real direction.  No projects for me.

    Well, now I got one, but this is getting way off topic.  Suffice it to say I’m glad I got it.

    What I’m meaning to say tonight is that that 400MG of Provigil made me into the man I’m supposed to be.  I’m quick-witted, generally happy, and good to be around.  So much so, in fact, that when I came home the wife was angry with me.  She thought I was foolin’ at it, and said it was cruel of me to play “happy” with her, that it fucks with her head, and if I want to do it, do it with the children.

    Well, I was doing it with the children, but I also tried to make conversation with her.  Anyway, I understand why she’d be pissed.  For all she knows, for all she’s been through with me, I’ll slip back into a zombie again tomorrow.

    And I might at that.

    On the downside, the Provigil seems to have increased my anxiety.  I’m considering downing a couple of the Clonazepam to get me to sleep, but my logical mind is doing well enough warding off the bogeymen for now.  It’s the typical stuff: how to pay the bills, worry of getting deeper in debt, of paying for what the kids need and what I want to give everyone.  Why am I, in a pretty good-paying professional job, not able to make ends meet?  Why are we living paycheck-to-paycheck?

    Heh.  I’m not helping myself by writing about it, am I?  Maybe I am.  I know we’re a fuck of a lot better off than most of the country is right now, that I’ve got a great boss (and friend) and a great job at a company that really seems to care about its employees.

    Our holiday party is this week.  We do a “Secret Santa” schtick.  Last year, my contribution was a Kiss Snuggie.  A Kiss Snuggie.  Perhaps the most brilliantly ironic brainchild of the Gene Simmons licensing empire.  How am I gonna top that?  So, I was close to opting out.

    Then, in my Provigil-induced euphoria, I remembered the gift I got last year.  It was a Jack Daniel’s gift box — accompanied by a framed portrait of one of my co-workers.  We’re pretty sure it was proffered to the pile by the president and founder of the company, who’s also one hell of a guy.

    So, this year, my gift will be a Jameson gift box accompanied by that same picture.

    Which reminds me: I was supposed to wrap it tonight.  Maybe I’ll just buy a gift bag from Wegman’s and tape it closed to protect the gag.

    It’s no Kiss Snuggie, but I think it’ll go over pretty well.

    So here I am typing up a storm, the primary purpose of which is to be able to go back to this entry when my next psychiatrist appointment comes due, and know what worked for this one day.  Tomorrow I’ll maybe try a Provigil in the morning and another at noon, to thin out the hyper.

    So many times, I go into that office (after waiting a half hour past my appointment time), and everything goes blank.  I forget how I’ve felt for the past month.  I can’t come up with a number from one to ten, ten being feeling pretty good.  I remember last time it was four.  I was gonna go with three on the next visit, and it’s been at best a three this month, but if I can ride this Provigil for the rest, it might up to a six.  I just need to remember to tell him why, or why I think it is, which is the Provigil, and not the Seroquel, which I’ve ramped up to 400MG each night.  That’s making me tired, and its introduction coincided with feeling slightly better last time, but I was also taking two Clonazepams before leaving work each night.  I think it was those tranquilizers that were helping me — not the Seroquel.

    Pristiq does seem to be a good foundation drug for me, but I may want to go back on the Abilify booster instead of continuing with the Seroquel.  I’ve had a lot of trouble waking up since starting it.

    Alrighty then, almost a thousand words that nobody but the spam-bots are gonna read, but they’ll be typed, and I’ll have reference to them when I see the shrink again next month.

    The bigger girl was a rascal tonight.  She wanted to play, and I couldn’t get her to calm down.  Finally I took both her hands and told her to breathe with me.  Deep breaths.  Well, of course that boloney didn’t work worth a pig’s ass.  However, she did entertain herself trying to kick me in the nuts for a few minutes, and eventually forgot her playthings and crawled up into bed.

    Lights were out and we’d started the drift off to sleep at 8PM sharp.  Little girl went to bed within a half hour.  It was another hour after that before I lifted myself up out of bed, leaving both sleeping.  She was just so danged full of energy tonight.

    And get this: she had a bloody lip and was painting herself with the blood.  Little smears all over her bare chest and around her mouth.  She climbed up on the dresser and cooed, “I look like a zombie!”

    She let me wipe off her mouth (which I suspect she re-smeared after lights-out), but insisted on keeping her chest marked up.  I’m trying now to catch the wife to warn her about it before she goes to bed, so she doesn’t find our eldest covered in blood tomorrow morning and freak out.

    I think I’ll close with that.  Goodnight, friends.

  • Another Torrent Of Words

    Every night I come home with the faint and irrational hope that something will be different, better, changed, fixed.  Where did I go so goddamned wrong?  How did it get to this point?

    This isn’t worthy of an entry.  I’m just talking to myself.  The blog has been delinked from my fazigu.org homepage.  Only visitors to tijuanabibles.org seemed to have found their way here.

    I talked to her about the situation tonight.  I don’t know why.  I know all there is to know.  There’s still that faint hope that she’ll make a complete turnaround and love me again.

    If you’re reading this, you probably know me, and I’m sorry to break it to you this way, but my marriage isn’t doing so well.

    She tells me other families are better.  They have problems and the spouses work together to solve them.  In our family, I dismiss them.  That’s true as far as things like the crack in the wall in the girl’s room goes, or even chipped paint, or a cracked flue, or ants, or a leaking skylight.  Maybe I am willfully oblivious to all these problems with the house.  We’re just renting.  What can I do?  It’s an awesome neighborhood, and most of  these things are cosmetic problems.  I don’t mind cosmetic problems.

    But she does, and I don’t sympathize, at least.

    My shrink tells me I try too hard to see the other side of things, to see her side of things.  I think she (my shrink) is giving me too much credit.  I wish she’d be harder on me.  I must be a pretty goddamned awful person, else I wouldn’t be in this situation, right?

    I checked in on OKCupid.com and my wife had sent me a message.  It just said “woo” or something, but it was sweet.  It was from 2008.

    I found an old birthday card in the car.  It was “from” our eldest, when she was way too young to even scrawl her name.  My wife had written the salutation with a little smiley.  The card said “World’s Best Daddy.”

    How did it get so bad?

    Was I really oblivious to everything that led to this?  She tells me how she told me she was close to wanting a divorce two summers ago.  One summer ago, she’d brought up seeing other people.  Maybe I was oblivious.  I certainly didn’t make the changes she wanted to see.  Am I even capable of making those changes?  Do I know what to do?  Am I capable of being a husband at all?  A father?

    Do you know me?  I’m sorry things are like this.  I wish I could go back in time, but to when?  Last year?  Before we had kids?  Before we were married?  I’m clueless now how to fix things, assuming anything can still be fixed.  It’s all broken into jagged little pieces.

    I don’t want to go to bed and lie awake for hours.  I’ve been getting pretty good at blocking out my situation.  That is, I stop thinking about the problems around me, the future, the consequences, what might happen, what lies ahead when I come home to an emotionally empty house.  If I didn’t do it, I’d be suicidal 24/7.  It takes a lot of energy to block out the hell of life.  No, this isn’t me being angsty.  It’s hell.  I’m consigned to hell.

    Maybe someone on the outside could help me out.  Maybe it’s not as bad as it seems.  Someone tell me it’s not as bad as it seems.  Someone tell me how to dig myself out of this situation.  Tell me if it’s just time to give up, throw away the marriage.  No, sorry, the marriage is already done.  We’re finished.  She’s said as much.  She tells me she doesn’t hate me, but she resents me.

    I’m writing this for myself, but I’m hoping, maybe, maybe someone will read it, stumble across it, someone who isn’t a bot spamming for Canadian pharmacy sites, maybe someone will read it and know what to do.  We all hope someone will rescue us, don’t we?  Or sympathize.  Or something.

    The medication must help, because my stomach isn’t in knots right now, and I haven’t even been drinking.  It’s keeping me from killing myself.

    Is that a good thing?

    I don’t have anyone to talk to.  My therapist, yes, but she thinks we should just separate.  We can’t.  It isn’t financially possible.  She applauds me for just getting through each day in this situation.  She’s 100% on my side, and that makes me wary.  I want criticism.  I want someone to tell me I’m wrong and tell me how to fix those wrongs.

    I feel as if I’m wrong for not mentioning the kids more, that they should be the bright spot in my life, the thing that keeps me going.  I do love them, and I do, well, what can I say?  I want to get better for them, but my shrink is telling me to do more things for myself, to try to find things that make me happy.  That’s all I’m getting.  How do I enjoy life?  Is that really it?  Do I just need to enjoy life?

    I’m dead inside.  I’m a zombie.  I’m shuffling through the wasteland of existence.  Not even a zombie.  At least they want brains.  They know they want brains and they go after them.  What do I want?

    Almost a thousand words and what have I accomplished?  Have I opened up any doors in my head?  Have I figured anything out, sussed out any of my issues through this writing therapy?  I don’t think so.  How many times have I written “I” tonight?  Well, it is all about me.

    I’m going to smoke and go to bed.  Tomorrow morning I’ll pick up donuts and try to forget the problems, try to make it through the day until the work week starts again.  How long can this go on?  How long should this go on?  This isn’t any way to live.

  • God, Or Lack Thereof

    My father kept a picture of Jesus on the console of his car.  It was the Anglo Jesus we Americans raised as Christians know so well, with the soft flaxen locks and the blue eyes.  This was after the divorce, and I remember seeing the picture there and asking him about it on one of his weekend visits.  It was to remind him that “God is his co-pilot.”

    He wasn’t always a Christian.  I have vague memories of him explicitly telling me he was an atheist.  I recall being very upset on one visit seeing his stack of Playboys.  I knew those were “wrong” according to God, and I threw an awful tantrum.  Being a father now, I can imagine his frustration with a child wailing about something no amount of logic would assuage.  It wasn’t just the dirty girly mags, but more the thought that my father was Godless, as had probably been hinted at by my mother.

    He left us for another woman, when my youngest brother was still a baby.  I know he regrets that to this day.  I can barely remember it.  I was in kindergarten or first grade at the time.  I have memories of my mother crying a lot, but that seemed to always be the case.  The father role was dumped on me, at least inasmuch as taking care of my brothers and comforting my mother.

    My most recalled father anecdote is when he’d remodeled a room in our house, before the divorce.  It was to be our playroom, and he asked if I liked it, and I replied, “I love it!”  He said, “You can’t love inanimate objects.”

    I remember him from those days as all logic, much as I am now.  He didn’t find Christ until he was hospitalized.  It was for depression or anxiety of some sufficiently acute nature.  I should ask him about it before his time on Earth is done.  Maybe he’d have some advice for me, although since he’s still a Christian, that advice would likely not apply.

    Sometimes I wonder if I’m going to wander back to God.  I left Him in college, when my loneliness was so severe that I begged God in midnight sleepless prayers to just kill me, let me die, stop this terrible life.  Then I turned to Satan, begging for him to buy my soul.

    Nobody answered.

    I know God and religion are crutches, allowing those to walk who would otherwise be crippled by the cold realities of life.  I’m pretty sure I’m too far gone now to be propped up by them.  Godlessness has become part of who I am, and killing it would be killing one of the few parts of me of which I retain some amount of pride.

    That picture in the car seemed to give my father some comfort, and the presence of Christ in his life continues to do so.  I don’t know if he’d still be around without it.  Part of me doesn’t want to discuss religion with him (or my other relatives, for that matter), because I don’t want to take it away from them.  They need it.

    And they can have it.