See the lyrics below set to music and performed in Flash:
http://user.tninet.se/~prv247p/hatt/hatten.swf



The hat is yours
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Lalalalalala...		(spin around and sing)

Ooooohhh-ohohohoh

To win kinky, funny
To win kinky, fuuuunny

The hat is yours, the hat is yours	(point at the drunk person - who's wearing the hat)
The hat is worth to mention	

The hat lives so funny
Yes, the hat lives so fuuuunny

The hat is yours, the hat is yours
The hat is worth to mention	(videoversion: Hat-baby, hat-baby)

This sucks big time
We think this becomes gayish
It always was funny

The hat is yours...etc

Lalalalalala...	

Ooooohhh-ohohohoh

Cool guy with sodapop in hand
Yes, we think that - something sweet
Cool guy with sodapop in hand
Yes, we think that - something swe-eeet

Dropped the hat in Bert's cola-au-lait
Dropped the hat in Bert's cola-au-lait

But then you knew for sure, the hat is yours
But then you knew for sure, the hat is yours
But then you knew for sure, the hat is yours
But then you knew for sure, the hat is yours

The hat is yours...etc

Lalalalalala...	

Ooooohhh-ohohohoh

Borrow the LP "The hat is yours"
You can do drugs and make out in TV
Borrow the LP "The hat is yours"
You can do drugs and make out in TV

The hat is for sure yours, yours!
The hat is for sure yours, yours!

Everybody knows why and everything becomes perfect
Everybody knows why and everything becomes perfect
Everybody knows why and everything becomes perfect
Everybody knows why and everything becomes perfect

The hat is yours...etc

Lalalalalala...	

Ooooohhh-ohohohoh

Glue a ham-piece, cooly
Glue a ham-piece, cooly, cooly

The hat is yours, the hat is yours
The hat is worth to mention	(videoversion: Hat-baby, hat-baby)

The hat lives so funny
Yes, the hat lives so fuuuunny

The hat is yours, the hat is yours
The hat is worth to mention

This sucks big time
We think this becomes gayish
It always was funny

The hat is yours...etc

Lalalalalala...	

/Translation from the translation by Ptek-Boscher